There’s a new Miller Lite can coming out in the late spring. It’s a taste-flow can that allows consumers to put a second opening in the can and the smooth flow rate increases dramatically. Young people really like it.

Tim Long, MillerCoors CEO.

Sooo now people don’t to risk slicing their finger open when shotgun-ing a brewski. Great. I can only assume their next invention will be a plastic beer bottle with a retractable funnel.